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3 Signs That You Might Be A Bitter Man
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From the real world’s BBC (big breasted coral) to omarosa manigault-stallworth, the image of the “angry educated woman” has become a fixture in modern day american culture. Studied, discussed, debated, and caricatured, you almost can’t escape a day without reading some blog or watching some special focused on angry educated single women’s views on dating, racism, sexism or Kim Kardashian.
Thing is, the non-stop attention paid to these belligerent and bookish broads has caused us to overlook and ignore a growing contingent in our communities, a group thats still growing like chinese gymnasts and spreading like the legs of loveawake.com groupies california wildfires, the bitter-a** bastard.
Acrimonious men who have allowed a few real or perceived minor slights to vindicate their displeasure with womanhood in general, there are bitter-a** bastards walking among us and angrily insisting dutch first dates as we speak, and and its our duty to locate and brand them before they continue to poison the already misty dating pool.
So, without further ado, here’s three signs that you might be a bitter-a** bastard (BAB)
1. You’re proudly unchivalrous.
there’s nothing else that screams “i’m a bitter a** bastard” louder than a grown ass man who’s practically excited to get the opportunity to let everyone else know all the simple-ass sh*t they’d never do for a woman.
“Pay for dinner??? Trick, please. What i look like buying you appetizers and water and sh*t when you don’t even swallow??? Plus, you make like 31g’s a year!!! you’re telling me you can’t afford to buy your own damn ice tea???”
Look, i understand that it’s 2024 and that acf (annoyingly convenient feminism) combined with the gains women have made in the workforce has made male and female interaction increasingly complex. Plus, with all the diseased free panties running the streets nowadays, why walk the extra mile for some “undeserving” chick when you can run a train in your basement?
Yet, despite whatever argument you conceive, there’s still no justifiable explanation being this way. Part of being a grown-up man is doing the right thing without any expectation of acknowledgment or reward, but a typical BAB will voluntarily and happliy relinquish a crucial component of his own manhood just because some janky broad or two didn’t immediately fellate him when he gave up his seat for her on the train seven years ago.
2. Scapegoating is your friend
BABs love scapegoating and pigeonholing more than crackheads love home depot. Words such as “all” and “every” always seem to find a way into their sentences when speaking negatively about the opposite sex, a common practice used by folks so blinded by bitterness that they can’t see how foolish a statement such as “all black women with master’s degrees give terrible bj’s” really is. ****editors note: although, with this example, he might have a point****
3. “Bitter? me? hell no!!! not at all. I’m just a little more practical now, thats all”
Theres nothing a BAB loathes more than actually admitting that he’s a BAB, a phenomenon which produces some of the most hilariously misguided attempts of synonym use known to man. from “practical” and “prudent” to “rational” and “realistic”, a typical BAB will have an endless supply of words and euphemisms that make his BAB-ness sound much less harsh.
“I’m not bitter. far from it. i just tend to look at the entire idea of womankind in a perpetually jaundiced light, thats all.”
The first step in any type of healing process is acknowledging the fact that you actually do have a problem, but because BAB’s are typically reluctant to do this, its our patriotic duty to alert them ourselves. Falks, its in your hands now.
I challenge you all to find one BAB today, look him dead in his beady eyes, and tell him to “man the hell up!!”. Don’t let your country or your champ down.